[Oh, a zombie plague? Thanks, Mayfield! Theo here is a very, very talented nercomancer, and has been dying (no pun intended) for a chance like this. Mayfield isn't a very conducive place to exercise his gifts, and now it's provide for him tons of undead he can have complete control over.

On Sunday and Monday, Theo will be just messing around ( Read more... )

[Wrestling with Stage 4 all day, Theo finally makes it to the phone. He can't take it anymore. He has to tell someone, and he's in a house full of drones now. He's got to get it off his chest.

An unfiltered call is placed. To cope with this, Theo has been drinking like a fish all day, and his voice is slurred but surprisingly steady.]I'm a ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, someone suggested to Theo that he use his gravity magic to fly. Ridiculous! Doing things like flying about on broomsticks is a stereotype, something to mock real spellcasters with, like they were the witches and wizards of old. Theo is a modern spellcaster, thank you, and he wouldn't be caught dead doing such a thing ( Read more... )

[During the last week, Theo had a nasty throwndown with Nina, and a man and woman he didn't know. He remembers killing the man, and then getting shot... and someone trying to save his life. It was all fuzzy, but he woke up in the hospital later, a hole in his chest all stitched up. The rest and IV in the hospital gave him some of his life back, ( Read more... )

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him ( Read more... )

[You love drunken calls from Theo Crawford, Mayfield! You know you do. And boy is he drunk. And whiny. Cuz that's how he rolls when he's drunk. You can all blame Gilgamesh, really, he's got a supply of Babylonian wine after all.]

Hey! Hey you jackasses. I have a question. You all wanna get out of here. You're all workin' on whatever ( Read more... )

[Today Theo can be seen arguing with the drone of Marisa out on the street! H-He may be drunk, SURPRISE. She looks a bit frightened, and he's sort of following after her as she tries to skitter away, ranting.]

Come ON! Not you too!? Margot, then Shina, then Tlachtga and now this?! Christ Al-fucking-mighty!

M-Mr. Crawford, I really don't have ( Read more... )

[Shina was droned. Margot was droned. Tlachtga was droned. Kay won't speak to him, and neither will Ken ( Read more... )

[Are you paying attention today, Mayfield? I hope so, or you might accidentally get blown up ( Read more... )

[Ladies and gentleman, good people of Mayfield: Theo Crawford is drunk. Drunker than the skinny little lightweight has ever been in his young life. Sure, he liked alcohol before he got into town, especially a good wine. But Mayfield has pushed him into some places mentally where wine seemed to make thing seem a whole lot more pleasant. The ( Read more... )